Ann Arbor News – Section E – General Announcements

After just over a year and 551 postings, this is my single most favorite blog posting. And, unless something unforeseen happens, it could easily be my favorite posting of all time.

I was visiting my parents a few weeks back. Like everyone else under the age of 35, I never read the newspaper. Ok, I read the NY Times on Sunday. But, for some reason, I was drawn to the Ann Arbor News laying on the kitchen table. I rarely make it past the first section and sports page of the Ann Arbor News since it offers nothing else worthwhile. Anyways, I luckily flipped to Section E. Click image below. If it’s blurry when the page loads, left click on it again – maybe even a few times.

To recap, Eric is going to get taunted by his friends – if he has any – for the rest of his life. And, his dad is grammatically challenged. Moreover, “Sexi-Rexi” needs to be saved by the animal protective services ASAP. WTF is wrong with people? God, I love this posting!

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P.S. Yes, Eric is pictured with Sexi-Rexi in his “Happy Birthday” picture. Oh my god – I think Eric’s Dad has lost it.

Fox News FAIL

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been punishing myself by watching Fox News. Specifically, I’ve tuned into much Hannity and O’Reilly as I could stand. My record so far is 10 minutes and that included commercials.

I flipped on Fox News again today to listen to some idiot commentator biatch about the state of America. Here’s a synopsis of his rant…

“There have been no stimulus plan jobs created. This is just like the TARP bailout – money is vanishing. We’re running the country into the ground. The value of the dollar is tanking. The cost of oil is going through the roof. Inflation is out of control. The unemployment rate is skyrocketing. We should have let the private sector take over and fix the economy.”

The only thing – the absolutely only thing – this bozo was correct about was inflation. But, even on the point of uncontrolled inflation currently existing, he was dead wrong.

Uncontrolled inflation won’t set in – if it does at all – until 2010. Why? There will eventually be too much money in the market. We’re printing money we don’t have to cover the damage caused by the last 8 years because there was no other option except for failure. Nobody wants Osama bin Laden to “win,” right?

The simple fix to stave off inflation is to raise interest rates. But, the Fed won’t be able to do so until 2010 because mortgage/loan rates need to remain attractive to consumers. So, by next summer, we could easily be paying $4.75 a gallon for gas and $4 a gallon for milk unless the Obama administration actually properly manages inflation.

Even then, the spike in cost of goods (oil, food, metals, everything) during the upcoming inflationary period won’t be much more than we saw while bush was fcking our country in the a$$ during his last year in office. Remember the cost of goods last summer?!?

As of today, and assuming nothing unforeseen happens diplomatically, you can bank on the following. Fox News, feel free to use this info rather than the bullsh!t you’ve been pushing on your network.

  • The dollar won’t become overly weak like it was during the end of bush’s tenure.
  • Oil will not exceed $100 a barrel unless hurricane season hits the Gulf hard or a major conflict breaks out in the middle east. Demand will definitely not drive up the cost of oil as Americans are now forced to conserve. However, by the summer of 2010, oil can easily hit $150 a barrel if inflation skyrockets. Note: I can’t imagine oil dropping to below $50 a barrel in the foreseeable future. So, XOM is a stock buy to consider..
  • On that note, inflation will remain in check until late 2010/early 2011. If inflation becomes a problem, everything from the cost of food to plastic to gold will be troublesome to the economy if it hasn’t strengthened by then.
  • Stimulus jobs have already started to be created. More jobs will be created this summer.
  • The housing market has hit near a bottom. Well, currently existing home prices will fall more before rising in 2010/2011 but you couldn’t pay me to build something new.
  • Unemployment numbers will level off around the same time the recession ends – by the end of 2009 or early 2010.

To recap, our country’s absolute biggest foreseen threat is skyrocketing inflation in 2010. Since we have a worthwhile administration in place, I assume they’ll figure out a way to stave off inflation. If not, unlike the gop, at least they tried to fix the mess bush’ Iraq war has caused.

Side Note: GM is slowly but surely dying. The only reason the government saved GM is because we can’t have all of those (blue and white collar) employees laid off at the same time. Simply put, it is more affordable for the country to have workers standing on an assembly line building god knows what compared to standing in the unemployment line (without benefits) collecting checks without doing nothing. So, once the economy recovers and the jobless rate drops below 7-8%, GM will no longer exist.

P.S. If you review my blog over the past year – and, I’m tooting my own horn – you’ll notice I’m never been wrong about matters regarding the economy. Don’t bore yourself – ha! – there are over 550 total blog postings you’d have to sift through to find those relating to the state of the economy.

Radiohead Back in the Studio!

So, after posting at least 1x per day for nearly a year, I’ve been on a MAJOR posting hiatus. The excuses – BURIED at work, fcked up back, twitter’s convenience, etc. – are all well founded. Regardless, I’ll get back to more frequent postings ASAP. I’ve got a few doozies lined up – tomorrow’s will be classic.

On that random note, it’s good to see Radiohead back in the studio…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8055075.stm

Update: I just searched the internets and it looks like the news of Radiohead’s voyage back to the studio is well documented – woops.  What the hell – I’ll keep the posting up since nothing has been submitted to digg…

Russell Simmons Takes on California Prop 8

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/russell-simmons/it-is-not-a-matter-of-if_b_208351.html

The Prop 8 “debate” annoys me – since only time will fix our mistakes – but, Russell Simmons’ Huff Post entry is spot on. Well done, sir!

Unfortunately, most of the arguments against these monumental advancements of our country’s history have been deeply rooted in religion; and in my opinion the misuse of religion. Let’s remove religion from this discussion, and focus on the greatest gift religion has given all of us, the ability to love. And as an African-American, I urge my own people to take a deep look at our own struggles and not wish them upon anyone else. Simply, civil rights for all is about being connected as humans, united, tolerant, loving and brave.

Time Magazine: The GOP is an Endangered Species

Like MSNBC – see yesterday’s BccList.com posting – Time Magazine is a year behind in their reporting.  Meaning, Time’s soon to be printed cover story claims that the GOP is an endangered species.

http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1896588,00.html

Why, yes – the GOP is rapidly becoming extinct/meaningless as originally seen on BccList.com here (June 7, 2008), here (November 1, 2008), here (February 14, 2009), here (April 11, 2009), here (April 22, 2009), and here (May 1, 2009).

MSNBC Article: “Ford’s foresight puts carmaker in pole position”

MSNBC goes out on a limb (ha!) today and says Ford is positioned well…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30576127

I think there is a ton of value in Ford (F) as originally seen on BccList.com here (June 21, 2008) , here (July 28, 2008), here (November 29, 2008) , and here (December 2, 2008).

The MSNBC article didn’t give any love to James Farley.  That’s a shame.