”I feel like the lowest person on the planet right now. Anyway, the Cubs scored. Actually, I feel really good. That felt so powerful.”
Pat, no it didn’t. I’ve unfortunately seen this dude’s shtick before. He tries to be really funny. He’s not.
Note to Pat Tomasulo: Kids don’t understand “humor” – e.g. taunting them as they’re trying to cover you, dunking on them, and then taunting them once more after the damage as been done.
Ries, thank you.
P.S. I think Pat was carrying the ball at the top of the clip. Turnover.