Poll comments as originally seen on BccList.com here and on PollDaddy.com here…

I’m gong to assume that with the question that you have been compelled to ask, you are at the very best case scenario, a disgruntled high school dropout. You have made me, and all who read your post here, just a little more less intelligent.

Nope, I finished high school. Then, I finished college. Now, I have a job. Did you mean “a little more less intelligent” or “a little less intelligent?” You tell me what makes sense…

your a dick head and you are completely heartless! dont think there are any other words for you except scum.One day something is gonna happen to you Karma!!!You have no ideaa what he has gone through in his life.Get a life and learn to love others.

“your a dick head should” should start with “You’re.” Also, I think dick head is supposed to be one word or at least there should be a hyphen. You spelled idea wrong. Why is something going to happen to my Karma? I made a simple observation while being disgruntled that the basketball game wasn’t on the main television at the house of 2 straight dudes because they were watching a guy that presumably can’t reach his cock belt out a song on NBC. Lastly, I do love others and I know exactly what he has gone through in his life – he ate way too much food and didn’t exercise enough.

You are a very sick person!

No, I feel pretty good.

I thought he probably coudln’t but then again I don’t know how long his cock is, I might be pleasently mistaken

Jon, that’s exactly right! Maybe we’d all be pleasantly surprised. Hence, I ran a poll. Thank you for the feedback!

What a stupid and totally immature question. Seriously, don’t you guys have better things to do than publish stupid stuff? Neal E Boyd is amazing. He has a incredible voice and I think he is pretty cute too. So, to answer your stupid question…YES, I think he is able to reach his cock…and compared to you guys he probably makes your “Thing” look like a Baby Toy!!!

Hold up – you call me immature but then go onto say his cock probably makes my “thing” look like a baby toy?

I know one thing he can do that you cant. He can make money. Unlike you who is probably in your parents basement right now wishing he was him. take care loser

I’m living in a third floor condo and make a modestly successful wage. Regardless, thank you, I will try to take care.

If he can’t, I am sure his lovely girl friend can.

For the sake of everything holy, I hope he has a girlfriend. My assumption is that his cock needs attention if he can’t reach it. Again, I’m not necessarily saying he can’t. I ran a poll to get some feedback.

Whoever posted this comment probably doesn’t have a dick, or has one for a brain. What a moron.

I do have one but – consistent with popular science – I don’t have one for a brain.

There is no way his tiny arms can make it around. I hope he wins so that he can hire a professional ballwasher. Sent via my basement computer.

Hahahahaha – sent via my basement computer. On a more serious note, that’s exactly what I’m trying to say! Those arms aren’t getting down there around that layer of “protection.” I think it’s impossible.

I really love all the people that blindly defend someone they have seen on tv. Jo , Kevin, Frank I am looking at you, for all you know neal goes home to jerk off to kiddie porn only to cry himself to sleep because his tiny arms can’t reach his cock and balls.

Ok, I’ll leave that one alone.

ALL OF YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!! GO GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate when people don’t read the responses of previously submitted comments. I am not sick and I have a job! Ugh.

Are you kidding me! Yes I know for a fact that he can and it is incredible. So try another subject.

I’m not kidding you.  Gross.  And, I’ve tried a lot of subjects on the blog.

What a childish, idiotic question!! I cannot believe you would even THINK about asking a stupid question like that. Neal E Boyd has more talent in his little finger than you have in your entire body. Why don’t you get a job and quit typing such nonsense on the computer. You and others like you make me sick! No wonder the world is in such a mess!

It’s not a stupid question – I don’t think he can reach his cock.  Childish?  I’m pretty sure watching america’s got talent is repulsively childish.  FOR THE LAST TIME, I fcking have a job!  Lastly, are you blaming the world’s mess on me rather than the bush administration?  Come on!

Two things my republican friend (no plural) and family member (no plural) have started saying recently is that Obama is an empty suit and the last 8 years should be blamed on the democratically run congress which gained power in 2006.

These two things said by two different people – while geographically in different places – were brought up at the same exact time. This being said, I assume there’s some sort of “obama is an empty suit” and “blame the last 8 years on the last 2 years of the democrats having control of the congress” mass email floating around. I’ve got a “slight” issue with both…

Blaming the Last 8 Years on the Last 2 Years: While the democrats gained control of the congress winning senate seats they should have never really competed for in 2006, they have not had enough of a majority in the congress to get anything done. Hey, I’m definitely not complaining about a stalemate in the congress compared to the idiot of the United States having the ability to control whatever a republican run congress does like the first 6 years of his presidency.

Obama is an Empty Suit: Rather than believing what’s in a mass email like Obama is an empty suit, hates america, won’t save the flag lapel pin companies from bankruptcy, is a Muslim, swore in on the Qur’an, etc – how about you read a book? Seriously, go buy (or check it out from your Library) Audacity of Hope. Truly read it. If you finish and have no idea where Obama wants to take this country, you’re clueless and can’t be helped. Otherwise, if you’re lazy, do some research. Search the internet and see what he’s done over the last 12 years politically and over the last 20 years professionally/educationally. I won’t even post the quick wikipedia links – I assume it would be better if you searched and found the information on your own.

I leave you with this (yes, overplayed) clip…

THIS NEAL E. BOYD/AMERICA’S GOT TALENT BLOG POSTING IS FROM JUNE 17th, 2008.

Just wait until everyone in America sees the video of Neal E. Boyd reaching his stardom on “america’s got talent” from earlier tonight!

The guys here absolutely loved his performance. Rather than watching the clinching game of the NBA finals – albeit a shiat game – I can’t believe this show (or all of FOX’s/NBC’s TUESDAY primetime) was on the television of a single straight male and one of the other single straight males in attendance loved it.

Jerry Springer is very good at pointing out when people are clearly standing up and cheering.

P.S. The first news article about Neal Boyd – former insurance salesman.

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainment/story/661523.html

Update: I’ve been taking some pretty good heat regarding the above poll. Check out some of the comments/responses here.

Update 2: Neal E. Boyd won america’s got talent.  Maybe he can get either an arm or cock extension with the $1,000,000 prize money so he can reach his unit.

I missed my opportunity to live blog during “the moment of truth” and “hell’s kitchen” but I am riding the wave right into “america’s got talent.” Thankfully, the game is on the small tv in the corner. I guess I’ll coin the phrase: “What Would David Hasselhoff Do (WWDHD)?”

Too late…

Acronym: WWDHD

Definition: What would David Hasselhoff do?

I think I saw Kevin Garnett just go off before halftime. Sick. The guys here think “hell’s kitchen” totally kicks “america’s got talent” and “the moment of truth” a$$.

The halftime show is about to be over-just in time for the next primetime television show to start! Woops, america’s top talent has 30 minutes left. It will be over soon. I hope the NBA game is going well.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/06/16/news/economy/flooding_impact/index.htm?cnn=yes

WTF? No, the last 8 years may hurt the economy but these floods (or any natural disaster – cough, cough Katrina) should be no issue if we had money to spend domestically.

Off on a tangent, but, a fcking highway bridge in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA collapsed on this administration’s watch. The state of the union is completely unacceptable – ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Definitely a Bcc:List repeat but it’s worthwhile. As seen awhile ago on Digg and by 360,000+ people on YouTube.

Better link that’s probably not blocked if YouTube is awkwardly blocked at your place of employment…

http://www.neticons.net/music_life/

I wanted to post this so bad on Sunday. Regardless…

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/06/15/mccain-cancels-fundraiser-over-oilmans-rape-comments/

“The campaign said it would not return money Williams had raised for McCain because the contributions came from other individuals supporting McCain and not from Williams. Williams told his hometown newspaper, the Midland Reporter-Telegram, that he had raised more than $300,000 for McCain.”

Even though I assume the “angry” Hillary supporters would be upset that he accepts the money from williams, mccain better not return the money because the campaign will be broke as a joke. For god’s sake, he recently had to pose (briefly) with the idiot of the United States. I guess there’s no shame.

P.S. I’ve never heard a comedian – at the most extreme – pull off a “funny” rape joke. If anyone has any, please feel free to comment. Good work williams!

There’s no motivation/reasoning behind the post other than…

a) our dinner plans being “ruined” tonight by some Puerto Rican “parade” that obnoxiously ran down the same street as the restaurant we were going to eat at in Humboldt Park.

and…

b) the following clip being one of the best movie scenes (if not the best movie) of our generation.

You’ll want headphones if you’re at work but it’s a YouTube clip so what’s the worst that could happen?

The real lesson begins at 4:56 into the clip. Without further ado, “Fuck You” scene from the 25th Hour…

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/us/politics/13check.html

“Mr. McCain, the expected Republican nominee, also said that “under Senator Obama’s tax plan, Americans of every background would see their taxes rise — seniors, parents, small-business owners and just about everyone who has even a modest investment in the market.” He used much the same language in an April 15 speech in which he warned that Democrats “are going to raise your taxes by thousands of dollars per year,” adding up to “a trillion dollars in new taxes over the next decade.”

Economists of various ideological persuasions, however, view Mr. McCain’s assessment as inaccurate or exaggerated. Some question whether Mr. Obama’s tax plan can even be characterized as an increase. Some also argue that contrary to Mr. McCain’s assertions, the Democrat’s proposals, if enacted, would actually reduce taxes for the middle class — the voters both candidates see as the key to victory.”

Conor, nice find.

Day of “posting silence” tomorrow for Tim Russert/Meet the Press – yada, yada.

A playa to be named later requested I post a huge penis on the blog. That said, I’m now openly – what? – taking blog posting requests. The crowd reactions in the picture from Purdue University are pretty funny.

Mom, look away.

Safe enough for work.

I respectfully loved the dude’s enthusiasm and questioning abilities. At least he got the opportunity to see Barack become president so that’s good.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25145431/

Who replaces him on meet the press? Chuck Todd is neutral enough…Olbermann and Matthews are not. Todd could be too new of a face on the political television scene though.

Inflation rises in May (and eventually June and July)…interesting.

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080613/economy.html?.v=2

The “good” thing is that the interest rate cuts should be over (if the fed has any sanity left) so the dollar should “rebound” and inflation will continue to rise but not as horribly as it has been. $3 a gallon gas by the end of the year!!!

https://bcclist.com/2008/06/10/2-gaffes-1-post/

https://bcclist.com/2008/06/02/welcome-to-the-city/

https://bcclist.com/2008/05/27/agree-to-disagree/

https://bcclist.com/2008/05/24/nice-work-icahn/