Joaquin Phoenix is Going Nuts – Letterman Clip

Yeah, the Letterman clip from last night – last video below – is long but nonetheless interesting.

I don’t think much is sad – but, these clips are sort of sad.  Joaquin’s officially gone crazier than Kanye.  Here’s a suggestion – go find a beach chair in Costa Rica and drink expensive drinks for a few months.  If not, certain death in 2009…

Letterman Before:

“Rapping:”

Letterman After:

Maryl, thank you.

P.S.  The “rumor” is true – I didn’t know who Joaquin Phoenix was before seeing these clips.  I guess I still don’t know who he is.  What?

Update: Maybe – just maybe – Joaquin was acting:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1356864/

I Finally Came Down with a Cold – Boooo!

Wow, after getting coughed up on by every 3rd CTA “L” rider and hearing about pretty much everybody I know coming down with a cold, I thought I was so close to avoiding cold season until today.  Sh!t.

I’m totally blaming the cold on my recently sick wife that loves drinking directly from the soda bottle and/or milk jug.  But, at the same time, she’s taking good care of me so I can’t do much finger pointing. 😛

drinking-from-bottle

Huh? What’s he talking about? I don’t know.  Delirious.  But, the following is a funny tshirt I stumbled across when searching the internets for someone drinking out of a bottle…

blog-tshirt

Romney: Obama ‘off to a rocky start’

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/06/romney-obama-off-to-a-rocky-start/

“The theme ‘Yes, we can’ seems to have been replaced with ‘Well, maybe we can’t,’”

I don’t know what Mitt is talking about.  I think we’re all in the same boat here, right?  First Rush and now Mitt.  Is this the gop’s strategy?  If so, it’s a weird angle to take 3.75 years before the next election.

Family Planning Section – CVS

I don’t know of anyway to get pregnant quicker than combining condoms with baby oil and/or hand sanitizer.

Yes, as you’ll notice, the KY looking small bottle right next to the condoms is hand sanitizer and the larger bottle is baby oil. At least there’s a pregnancy kit advertisement in view.

Conflict of interest, anyone?!? God bless CVS.  Click through for a larger picture…

cvs-family-planning-center

Can the gop Really Talk Politics After the Last 8 Years?

Yesterday, mccain and some other piece of sh!t republican senator piped up regarding the stimulus package.  Of course, they had several critiques of the plan.  Obama’s response – stop being typical politicians, get to work, and send me a bill to sign.

Regardless of your stimulus package viewpoint, does the GOP deserve to speak publicly against anything politically related after the last 8 years?  No.

Here’s dick cheney incorrectly thinking he has any right to open his yapper…

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/04/obama-making-us-less-safe-cheney-says/

Wow, even after he’s left office, nobody sells fear better than dick cheney.  Rot in hell.

P.S.  Yes, I believe in freedom of speech.  Of course the gop has the right to speak up.  But, they don’t have a right to be taken seriously.