This is awesome!

Subject: My whereabouts

Salutations,

I shall continue my endeavors regarding the XYZ website while remaining situated at my domicile for the duration of the day.

Please utilize the electronic communication channels at your disposal to gain my attention.

Mike Masickle, esq.

Location: http://j.mp/rNHFkv

I was in clear sight of where the rainbow ended and there wasn’t any gold. First Santa, then Jesus, and now this? My childhood was clearly a farce.