Wow, after getting coughed up on by every 3rd CTA “L” rider and hearing about pretty much everybody I know coming down with a cold, I thought I was so close to avoiding cold season until today.  Sh!t.

I’m totally blaming the cold on my recently sick wife that loves drinking directly from the soda bottle and/or milk jug.  But, at the same time, she’s taking good care of me so I can’t do much finger pointing. 😛

Huh? What’s he talking about? I don’t know.  Delirious.  But, the following is a funny tshirt I stumbled across when searching the internets for someone drinking out of a bottle…

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/06/romney-obama-off-to-a-rocky-start/

“The theme ‘Yes, we can’ seems to have been replaced with ‘Well, maybe we can’t,’”

I don’t know what Mitt is talking about.  I think we’re all in the same boat here, right?  First Rush and now Mitt.  Is this the gop’s strategy?  If so, it’s a weird angle to take 3.75 years before the next election.

I don’t know of anyway to get pregnant quicker than combining condoms with baby oil and/or hand sanitizer.

Yes, as you’ll notice, the KY looking small bottle right next to the condoms is hand sanitizer and the larger bottle is baby oil. At least there’s a pregnancy kit advertisement in view.

Conflict of interest, anyone?!? God bless CVS.  Click through for a larger picture…

There isn’t a shoe thrower out there that can connect with their intended target.  I think it got thrown around second 6 or 7.  The remainder of the video is interesting.

“Shame on you!”

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Chinese_media_blanks_out_shoe_attack_on_Wen/articleshow/4072369.cms

Yesterday, mccain and some other piece of sh!t republican senator piped up regarding the stimulus package.  Of course, they had several critiques of the plan.  Obama’s response – stop being typical politicians, get to work, and send me a bill to sign.

Regardless of your stimulus package viewpoint, does the GOP deserve to speak publicly against anything politically related after the last 8 years?  No.

Here’s dick cheney incorrectly thinking he has any right to open his yapper…

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/02/04/obama-making-us-less-safe-cheney-says/

Wow, even after he’s left office, nobody sells fear better than dick cheney.  Rot in hell.

P.S.  Yes, I believe in freedom of speech.  Of course the gop has the right to speak up.  But, they don’t have a right to be taken seriously.

Man, laughing gas and/or drugs are bad for you – right?  Funny stuff…

Jason, thank you.

P.S.  I guess the video was shot with a Flip Video Camcorder.  I was going to buy one – because they’re cheap and supposedly shoot decent quality video – until I jailbroke my iPhone.  Anyone used one?  Good?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/02/daschle.taxes/index.html

Tom Daschle should be embarrassed over his red glasses!

Wow, those are really red.

Am I allowed to say super b_wl on my blog?  I assume not.

So, going into the “Big Game,” I was solely looking forward to the party. I could care less about either team. But, that all changed…

a) Bruce Springsteen tea bagging the camera at halftime was AWESOME.  Yeah, I already used this line on facebook.  I loved the look on his face afterwards too! Video – though I assume it gets pulled shortly…

b) That was the best “Big Game” I’ve ever seen. Actually, it’s probably one of the top 25 NFL games I’ve ever seen.

c) Larry Fitzgerald is my new favorite player. Class act that he’s willing to taking a pay cut to keep Boldin around. But, he also delivered major on the biggest of all (sporting) stages.

d) I would have loved if the final play went to the booth for at least a few looks. Way too important of a call and I’m not entirely sure Warner’s arm wasn’t going forward. Plus, other than the Lutherans, who wouldn’t mind seeing a “Big Game” Hail Mary? I kid.