http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080602/SPORTS05/806020336/1053/SPORTS05

Guy lives in Cleveland, goes all the way to Royal Oak, MI (?) to get an Octopus, visits Cedar Point (while always a good time, unnecessary point brought up during the video), takes way too many measures to get the Octopus past “security,” launches it onto the ice, gets kicked out, changes into his Red Wings jersey outside of the stadium, and then uses a spare $300 ticket to get back into the game.

a) this kid’s parents are way too rich

b) his carbon footprint is exponentially larger after that around the Midwest tour. dude’s like a deer in the headlights version of Ferdinand Magellan

c) the hair is worse than Trump’s

Ryan and Conor, thank you.

Let’s Go Red Wings!