”I feel like the lowest person on the planet right now.  Anyway, the Cubs scored.  Actually, I feel really good.  That felt so powerful.”

Pat, no it didn’t.  I’ve unfortunately seen this dude’s shtick before. He tries to be really funny.  He’s not.

Note to Pat Tomasulo: Kids don’t understand “humor” – e.g. taunting them as they’re trying to cover you, dunking on them, and then taunting them once more after the damage as been done.

Ries, thank you.

P.S.  I think Pat was carrying the ball at the top of the clip.  Turnover.