3 years ago today, I…

– was fighting off a really weird flesh eating bacteria that was going around Chicagoland. True story, gross – I know.

– was horribly hungover because a buddy (Aaron) failed to make sure I got home at reasonable hour after the rehearsal dinner. We stumbled in around 5:30 am I was told. Ok, I’m obviously to blame but my wife SPECIFICALLY left him in charge and I don’t remember much after 3:00 am. Ha!

– while running 30-60 minutes late for my wedding, dropped a case of beer bottles in the grocery store parking lot which exploded all over the place and somehow sent chards of glass into my Crocs. Dont judge – Amongst others, Matt Damon was wearing them back then. Ha! Note: I still wear Crocs. Some things never go out of style, right? 😛

– in haste, clipped my ear on the car door and drew blood after dealing with the aforementioned beer.

and…

– was told by my best man an hour or two before the pictures that his tux was stolen by a bum on the Metra train after he fell asleep. I gave him plenty of fair warning to stop with the prank if he was kidding. He didn’t and was joking.

Needless to say, the last 3 years have gone much smoother. Love you, Mar – happy anniversary!

P.S. Conor, I’m not whoring out my blog. Stop getting all pissy…

http://twitter.com/KorieLucious34/status/27273101833

Unless Korie is tweeting some friends and family members of course. Not too legal if the athlete is receiving the item only because they play a NCAA sport. I’m not sure I’d know who Korie was without the powers of MSU Basketball.

Here’s Jonathan Ogden landing some sweet Janet Jackson tickets back in the day…

http://larrybrownsports.com/entertainment/jonathan-ogden-loves-his-janet-jackson/33948

Screenshot for if/when Coach or @MSUAD have Korie’s tweet deleted.

The “author” is Karen Owens – pictured below.

As rated from best to worst, the “subjects” are Duke University athletes: Zach Howell, Will McKee, Ben Grisz, Sean Brady, Jake Lemmerman, Tucker Virtue, Tyler Rice, Jeremy Gould, Tony McDevitt, Alex Hassan, Sam Spillane, Stephen Coyle, and David Goulet.

I hope Karen is much better in bed than she is at writing. This is a GRAPHIC (Adult Content) piece about random hook-up sex and she makes the subject matter into an extremely boring read. Without further ado, click below to download the entire 42 slide mock thesis as a PowerPoint file…

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD:

An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics

by Karen F. Owens

Gordon, thank you.

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I think this could only happen at a Mexican rodeo. Security, anyone? I love how he wants more at the end…

Andy, thank you.