A Moving Appeal‏: George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.
The Library will include:
  • The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
  • The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
  • The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
  • The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
  • The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
  • The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
  • The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
  • The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
  • The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
  • The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
  • The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
  • The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
  • The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
  • The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
  • The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
Please Note: The library will display many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:
  • ‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
  • ‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
  • ‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’
  • ‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.’
  • ‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.’
  • ‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.
  • ‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’
  • ‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
  • ‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
  • ‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’
  • ‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.’ (during an education photo-op)
  • ‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.’
  • ‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
  • ‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’…George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

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