jesus christ I hope she doesn’t talk to the media – as threatened by the camp – over the next 60 days. My head is pounding and my ears are ringing.
P.S. Hey sarah – before your speechwriter (who happens to be a “clever” bush speechwriter) crafts up your next set of witty lines, why don’t you take a look at the national debt? Nobody is laughing.
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Or she could look at the unemployment rates of Michigan, Ohio, Florida, etc and maybe things wouldn’t be so “funny”
I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what cartoon or sitcom character her voice sounds like. Maybe someone’s annoying mom? Anyone have any idea?
I’m surprised I can even write this legibly – I’ve been shaking from laughter for the past 45 minutes from her “only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick” joke. Har, har.
Amy,
I did exactly what you did and couldn’t come up with anything either. I ended up blaming my headache on her over-enunciating every word. The words ending in “s” were most annoying!
Nick,
Good point…