http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/15/sources-recall-mccains-jo_n_112955.html

“McCain supposedly asked the crowd if they had heard “the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?”

The punch line: “When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, “Where is that marvelous ape?”

I assume it’s generational, but, I don’t get the joke.  Even though republican fundraiser clayton williams and mccain love the rape jokes, I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to pull off a funny one – as mentioned here.

The following joke was sort of funny yet weird since he was critiquing a teenager’s looks.  Although back in the day I thought Chelsea would have been a decent land.  I was 16.  People make mistakes.

http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html

“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?  Because her father is Janet Reno.”