While undoubtedly a great list, I can “only” fully admit to the following:
#1, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #12, #13, #14, #15, #17
(bold font = dead on)
I “highly” disagree with the following:
#11- now that I’m starting to interview people – aren’t I the 2nd coolest person in the world – so long as the candidate has some knowledge of our market/intentions, interview preparation, drive, defined goals, etc. it doesn’t matter how they look. suit and shower recommended?
#16 – it’s not a fraternity shirt – god, spare me – but, they’re (plural) circa 1997-2002, fcking disgusting, and as comfortable as you can get. now, I just need to find a new hiding spot before they’re found, discarded, and grossly retrieved – again.
#18 – it’s like the saying “guns don’t kill people…people kill people” – albeit, certain types of guns/gun owners obviously shouldn’t exist. nra, what? regardless, while a “normal” motorcycle accident is freak and/or fate, people doing dumb things get hurt on motorcycles.
#19 – if I was into dudes, Beckham is sooo 2000-2006. man, the hair and glasses are not you. though rather well, you kick a ball around whenever you aren’t injured. wake up. and, what is wrong with your wife? she’s weird (not in a cool way) and that’s coming from somebody that enjoys Gerry.
#20 – after wicked and the producers, I will never see another musical no matter how good it’s supposed to be.