The “author” is Karen Owens – pictured below.
As rated from best to worst, the “subjects” are Duke University athletes: Zach Howell, Will McKee, Ben Grisz, Sean Brady, Jake Lemmerman, Tucker Virtue, Tyler Rice, Jeremy Gould, Tony McDevitt, Alex Hassan, Sam Spillane, Stephen Coyle, and David Goulet.
I hope Karen is much better in bed than she is at writing. This is a GRAPHIC (Adult Content) piece about random hook-up sex and she makes the subject matter into an extremely boring read. Without further ado, click below to download the entire 42 slide mock thesis as a PowerPoint file…
by Karen F. Owens
Gordon, thank you.